Hello, I'm not an Indian.

Last month I was in carrefour buy some household. There were a bunch of Indian people and 3 Frenchman. It was like Indian people interviewing the Frenchmen who is (i think) the owner of Carrefour. I was walking trough them and suddenly one of the Indian looked at me for like 10 minutes and I was like "HELP ME!" when I walked trough the sabun-sabunan he followed me and I was thinking about a thief in Bollywood Movies with leather jacket, hairy chest and black sunglasses oh yeah waxed hair. Finally, dia pergi............oh man, you scared me. Oh yeah I'm not Spanish either (kalo ini seneng) ya ada orang di sency ngajak ngomong gua pake bahasa Spanyol :
A: kjlasdasljk
Me : sorry?
A : aklsjdaklsjal
Me : I don't understand, sorry (lari)
A : ....

When I was 10 in Singapore

Security in a Apartment where I stayed (speaking in Indian)
S : kjskajdskajsdklsaj
Me : HAH?
S : kladjaklsjdfklasjdlks
Me : gak ngerti (anak kecil bodoh)
S : oh awak tak tahu kau bukan orang india toh
Me : hehehe (kabur)

di MRT :
2 Ibu-ibu India sedang bergosip :

R : kjaskajdlsajdksla (menengok ke gua)
W : aksjdalksjdkajslkaj (bisik-bisik ke Ibu R)
R : jasdklajskdjalsjskal (ngeliat ke gua lagi)
W : AJSKAHSJKAHJAHSK(heboh)(ngeliat ke nyokap gua)
R : lkasjdklasjdlkasjlka (ngeliatin gua)
W : ajsdajsklajskla (akhirnya mereka keluar dari kereta)

di seberangnya gua duduk sama nyokap gua, cuma bisa diem........







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